Wednesday, December 12, 2007
♥ 6:37 PM

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife:When must I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up
MOM:"Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON:"But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM:"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON:"One, all the chilldren hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM:"Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWOyears old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.
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What are the three fastest ways of communication?
Three fastest means of communication in the world.
Tele-phone
Tele-vision
Tell-a-woman.
You still want faster?
Tell her not to tell anyone :-)
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A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch urmom!"
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Copy and paste
Some Management Tips..........
At a training program for top management.
A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The crowd was shocked!
He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"
The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It was a bit foggy to him.
He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.
After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was!"
As expected, he got thrashing of his lifetime?
Moral of the story: Do not copy if you cannot paste
Email Jokes.
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